Garlic crusher

Years back on a wedding register I see a garlic crusher.

And I raged.
I raged in amusement at how useless such a device is.
How poncey a person must be to list that.
Who will ever need such a thing.

Buy crushed garlic. Like the rest of us. Come on.

I now need this thing.

Every time I feel the need to rage against someone in this way: I now assume I just do not know any better.

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